Santa vs. Santa Nas X lyrics - Lil Nas X & Jimmy Fallon

 Ah, December, my favorite time of year

And I think you all know why, ho, ho, ho

But here, let me explain it to you with a song

It's that wonderful, special time of year

I fly around the world spreading Christmas cheer

I ride on my sleigh with my eight reindeer

And now, my friend Santa Nas X is here

Thank you Santa, my bitch, man, I'm ready to party

And I'm flyin' in my sleigh while I'm chuggin' Bacardi

And I got a big bag which you already know

Got a couple candy canes for my ho-ho-hoes

Ah, anyway

I live at the North Pole with my wife

And many happy elves, it's a happy life

I have rosy cheeks and I wear a red suit

And I top it all off with my big black boots

F... your black boots, man, I got Jimmy Choos

And I got a Lamborghini, just kiddin', I got two

I'm decked out in chrome and I .... on the daily

I don't give presents, bitch, I make the kids pay me

Maybe we should stop doing the song

Hell no, you red-nosed bastard, I'm just gettin' started

Okay

When I stop by, give me cookies and milk

Nah, I can't eat that .... boy, I got a new grill

Have a little egg nog, but not too much

F... your nog, gimme Henny in a big-ass cup

I've gotta be honest, you might deserve coal

I'ma turn that .... to diamond and buy the North Pole

I should have done a song with Rudolph or Frosty

You like to be nice, well, I like to get naughty

Naughty, naughty, naughty, yeah

Let's get naughty, turn up the track (Naughty, naughty)

Grab my sack while I count these stacks (Naughty, naughty)

Don't need reindeer, that's a fact (Naughty, naughty)

Got my hoes out front and some presents in the back (Naughty)

And .... your stockin' stuffin' (Naughty, naughty)

Nobody's gettin' nothin' (Naughty, naughty)

Alright, I've-I've heard enough

This isn't what Christmas is all about

Christmas is about presents under the tree and Rudolph and gingerbread men

It's about tradition and lights and whispering what you want while you sit on my lap

Oh, you nasty, huh?

No, no, no, that's not what I meant

Let's get naughty, turn up the track (Naughty, naughty)

Grab my sack while I count these stacks (Naughty, naughty)

Don't need reindeer, that's a fact (Naughty, naughty)

Got my hoes out front and some presents in the back

If Claus and Nas are here to stay

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays (Days, days, days, days)

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